Spanish for Gringos!

HE aqui un listado de palabras que haran que los gringos se sientan comodos vivniendo al pais a turistear. Espero les guste.!

2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a hickenshit. (jajaja.. coño que bueno)

5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.

10.See eye = si hay = yes we have

11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.


Yo me rei muchisimo. Si ya se, es una pendejada, pero te hace reir.!

Funny.

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